The Happening - I saw this tonight

WHAT? This is a truly unusual and uniquely odd film. It takes the concept of a mystery and then puts it in the wash with all the whites and a single red sock. It's not odd in any kind of arty sense. Wahlberg is playing a three year old. Zooey is abysmal. And I'm saying all of this as a fan of The Sixth Sense and Signs. Just.. huu-what?

May this film never be on the television ever. Don't bother.